Missed Alabama Awards

Southern Women Aren’t Saints, Missed Alabama Awards

 

I know it has been a while since I have ran some good old cringe worthy news for you folks. I never shy away from an opportunity to scare you with examples of “Southern Women Gone Bad”.

 

Our first sample of wholesome goodness: (http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2017/02/2_arrested_on_chemical_endange.html)

Kayla Barger, old enough to know better, has lowered the bar of standards. Mrs. Barger, trailer dwelling dreamboat mother of two, was arrested after police found evidence of a meth lab in the unburned portion of her trailer. Real winner inspires us all.

 

A little late to the ballgame but just as impressive specimen:

(http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2017/05/22-year-old_woman_aided_and_ab.html#incart_river_index)

Kelsey Culp, 22 years old, hailing from Shelby County, worked really hard to make this list. She was arrested May 30th and charged with one count of bestiality. AL.com reported that “on the bestiality charge, the arrest warrant says Dunn, who lives in the town of Shelby, “engaged in or submitted to any sexual contact with an animal, to wit, a female dog.”.

 

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