Monthly Archives: May 2022

The Secret To Being The Best Firefighter

A former shipmate of mine is currently a firefighter in a community on Long Island, NY. His claim to fame is actually helping save someone’s life. The dude got to use the “jaws of life” and other kick ass tools … Continue reading

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The Matters w/ Matt: More Than A Caravan

Every Wednesday: I never fail to be disgusted with advice columns. I am unsure why they still get paid to do what they do. As always, I am in awe when it comes to awful examples like Dear Prudence and Dear Annie. The … Continue reading

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A Victory Over Something Day

The Russians may have missed their desired benchmark in Ukraine when they weren’t able to declare victory on their Victory Day this year. (Their Victory Day being the original celebration of the Soviet Union’s victory in 1946). I will have … Continue reading

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Special Edition: Mother’s Day

It is one thing to celebrate Mother’s Day in thanking the woman who got you on the planet. It is another to celebrate the decent mom’s of friends who did you the “solids” in life. But today, I celebrate the … Continue reading

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The FreeMatt in Review: 5-2 to 5-6 (2022)

Shooting songbirds create deafening silence. In the meantime, this is the FreeMatt in Review. My Heart of Darkness Watches The World Burn The fight with no visible end may be on the horizon. It started with a pissed off Haitian. … Continue reading

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My Heart of Darkness Watches The World Burn

On this day in history, in the weird year of our lord 1794, a man threw a decent amount of caution to the wind. ( Toussaint Louverture, the OG Haitian Sensation, revolted against French rule in Haiti). There was a certain … Continue reading

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The Matters w/ Matt: Sotally Tober

Every Wednesday: I never fail to be disgusted with advice columns. I am unsure why they still get paid to do what they do. As always, I am in awe when it comes to awful examples like Dear Prudence and Dear Abby. The … Continue reading

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Daring To Be Better Within The Realm of Decorum

A man finds himself faced with an adversary that shows no to little ability to govern themselves. Their actions are wild. They show irrational emotions. They easily mark themselves as an enemy, but a brutal truth lies outside of our … Continue reading

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FreeMatt in Review: 4-25 to 4-29 (2022)

Stop rewarding those who suck at easy things. In the meantime, this is the FreeMatt in Review. The Matterings w/ Matt I shared a few things that were rolling around and bothering me. The Matters w/ Matt: Parking Lot Lifeguard … Continue reading

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