Life is beautiful when you make it so. In the meantime, this is the FreeMatt in Review.
Change How You Curse At Another Person
I used to tell people to “get f*cked”, but I seldom do now. Find out more in this post.
The Matters w/ Matt: Jimmy Fallon Does It Well
Someone writes in asking if it was too late to do something. Read more in this Matters w/ Matt.
The Last Simptation of Matt
I faintly remember the last time I “simped” and it served no one. But I learned when it happened.
Feel free to enjoy watching an ice cube melt.