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The Man Who Hates Flowers Sees No Beauty

I am loathed to start a “fight” due to knowing that I am nowhere near pure. I have misquoted people. I have had “laughable” lovers. I have “drowned” those in my life with misplaced intensity. But I feel that I … Continue reading

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The Communication of Action: Misheard or Misplaced

I looked around a room, after what I thought was a passionate attempt at selling an idea, and all I saw was blank looks. I used what I thought were the right words and did my best to be clear. … Continue reading

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The Matters w/ Matt: His Name Is Tyler Durden?

Every Wednesday: I never fail to be disgusted with advice columns. I am unsure why they still get paid to do what they do. As always, I am in awe when it comes to awful examples like Dear Prudence and Dear Abby. The … Continue reading

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Billy Eichner Alienates Potential Customers In The Most Hilarious Method Possible

I have made the joke that everyone in the US Navy was a little gay during the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell era. I have told plenty of others that I learned to be comfortable with myself and I learned to … Continue reading

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The Matters w/ Matt: Stealing Signs From Third Base

Every Wednesday: I never fail to be disgusted with advice columns. I am unsure why they still get paid to do what they do. As always, I am in awe when it comes to awful examples like Dear Prudence and Dear Abby. The … Continue reading

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You Might Not Want To Be My Friend

I have made it blatantly clear that I hate when people throw around the term “friend” loosely. I am a friendly person but I don’t label people easily. I wish that we would use acquaintance as loose as we use … Continue reading

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Celebrate When Your Team Sucks A**

I had escaped my confines for a more picturesque backdrop at a nearby state park. I didn’t have internet unless I wanted to walk a short distance, which I didn’t want to. I enjoyed nearly getting swept into a river … Continue reading

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The Matters w/ Matt: I Don’t Have A Boner To Pick

Every Wednesday: I never fail to be disgusted with advice columns. I am unsure why they still get paid to do what they do. As always, I am in awe when it comes to awful examples like Dear Prudence and Dear Abby. The … Continue reading

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Time To Hang Up Your Spurs pt. XIV

Just like Rick Flair stepping out after decades of wrestling, the grizzled bull rider finally meeting his last ride, or yours truly when I was training a sharp group of sailors during my last time underway, it might be time … Continue reading

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The Matters w/ Matt: Lunch Time Discount Behind The Wash Rack

Every Wednesday: I never fail to be disgusted with advice columns. I am unsure why they still get paid to do what they do. As always, I am in awe when it comes to awful examples like Dear Prudence and Dear Abby. The … Continue reading

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