Category Archives: Advice
The Matters w/ Matt: Jimmy Fallon Does It Well
Every Wednesday: I never fail to be disgusted with advice columns. I am unsure why they still get paid to do what they do. As always, I am in awe when it comes to awful examples like Dear Prudence and Dear Abby. The … Continue reading
The Matters w/ Matt: Cool Handjob Luke
Every Wednesday: I never fail to be disgusted with advice columns. I am unsure why they still get paid to do what they do. As always, I am in awe when it comes to awful examples like Dear Prudence and Dear Annie. The … Continue reading
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The Matters w/ Matt: We Jacked Up, Man!!!
Every Wednesday: I never fail to be disgusted with advice columns. I am unsure why they still get paid to do what they do. As always, I am in awe when it comes to awful examples like Dear Prudence and Dear Annie. The … Continue reading
No One Is Enlightened: The Battle With Space Mutants
Although Charles Whitman and his UT clocktower shooting made for an easier article, I wanted to write about something that bothers me often. You may ask; What pray tell bothers you? It is “space mutants”. Space mutants aren’t the … Continue reading
The Matters w/ Matt: A Cow With Two Bulls
Every Wednesday: I never fail to be disgusted with advice columns. I am unsure why they still get paid to do what they do. As always, I am in awe when it comes to awful examples like Dear Prudence and Dear Annie. The … Continue reading
The Matters w/ Matt: Don’t Call Me By The Wrong Name
Every Wednesday: I never fail to be disgusted with advice columns. I am unsure why they still get paid to do what they do. As always, I am in awe when it comes to awful examples like Dear Prudence and Dear Annie. The … Continue reading
The Matters w/ Matt: In the Family Accessory
Every Wednesday: I never fail to be disgusted with advice columns. I am unsure why they still get paid to do what they do. As always, I am in awe when it comes to awful examples like Dear Prudence and Dear Annie. The … Continue reading
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The Matters w/ Matt: Swimming In Lava For Diamonds
Every Wednesday: I never fail to be disgusted with advice columns. I am unsure why they still get paid to do what they do. As always, I am in awe when it comes to awful examples like Dear Prudence and Dear Abby. The … Continue reading
The Matters w/ Matt: Now That I Am Starving…
Every Wednesday: I never fail to be disgusted with advice columns. I am unsure why they still get paid to do what they do. As always, I am in awe when it comes to awful examples like Dear Prudence and Dear Abby. The … Continue reading
The Matters w/ Matt: A Foot Short Sub Combo
Every Wednesday: I never fail to be disgusted with advice columns. I am unsure why they still get paid to do what they do. As always, I am in awe when it comes to awful examples like Dear Prudence and Dear Abby. The … Continue reading
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