Category Archives: Advice

The Matters w/ Matt: Wrong Man for The Right Job

Every Wednesday: I never fail to be disgusted with advice columns. I am unsure why they still get paid to do what they do. As always, I am in awe when it comes to awful examples like Dear Prudence and Dear Abby. The … Continue reading

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The Man Who Hates Flowers Sees No Beauty

I am loathed to start a “fight” due to knowing that I am nowhere near pure. I have misquoted people. I have had “laughable” lovers. I have “drowned” those in my life with misplaced intensity. But I feel that I … Continue reading

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The Matters w/ Matt: Tryout Bigamists

Every Wednesday: I never fail to be disgusted with advice columns. I am unsure why they still get paid to do what they do. As always, I am in awe when it comes to awful examples like Dear Prudence and Dear Abby. The … Continue reading

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The Communication of Action: Misheard or Misplaced

I looked around a room, after what I thought was a passionate attempt at selling an idea, and all I saw was blank looks. I used what I thought were the right words and did my best to be clear. … Continue reading

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The Matters w/ Matt: His Name Is Tyler Durden?

Every Wednesday: I never fail to be disgusted with advice columns. I am unsure why they still get paid to do what they do. As always, I am in awe when it comes to awful examples like Dear Prudence and Dear Abby. The … Continue reading

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The Matters w/ Matt: Woe To Us, Tyranny Of Lawyers

Every Wednesday: I never fail to be disgusted with advice columns. I am unsure why they still get paid to do what they do. As always, I am in awe when it comes to awful examples like Dear Prudence and Dear Abby. The … Continue reading

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The Matters w/ Matt: Stealing Signs From Third Base

Every Wednesday: I never fail to be disgusted with advice columns. I am unsure why they still get paid to do what they do. As always, I am in awe when it comes to awful examples like Dear Prudence and Dear Abby. The … Continue reading

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You Might Not Want To Be My Friend

I have made it blatantly clear that I hate when people throw around the term “friend” loosely. I am a friendly person but I don’t label people easily. I wish that we would use acquaintance as loose as we use … Continue reading

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Celebrate When Your Team Sucks A**

I had escaped my confines for a more picturesque backdrop at a nearby state park. I didn’t have internet unless I wanted to walk a short distance, which I didn’t want to. I enjoyed nearly getting swept into a river … Continue reading

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The Matters w/ Matt: I Don’t Have A Boner To Pick

Every Wednesday: I never fail to be disgusted with advice columns. I am unsure why they still get paid to do what they do. As always, I am in awe when it comes to awful examples like Dear Prudence and Dear Abby. The … Continue reading

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